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don't be stupid by doing the following;

1.) try to chat up girls on facebook/friendster; you would only appear shallow.  Even though your chances might be higher if you look photogenic on your lil avatar, but you'll still appear shallow for trying to know someone only for the looks.

2.) try to pretend to know somebody; girls' aren't stupid.  I've seen too many cases of that happening and even some female colleagues of mine are telling me not to do it... oops :X

do:

1.) try chatting up girls in the lift; they are trapped and they have nowhere to run.  Appear normal by talking just the regular topics like the temperature/spiders/cockroaches on the floor if you are living in a china slum like me.  They would feel they are too rude if they don't reply.  Sometimes they may be shy... so learn to accept it and better luck on the next female visitors next time.

2.) flirt with office girls.  no harm doing that unless u know they are really not too happy with u... :o

Anyway, this advice is copied and pasted from a true skirt-chasing expert from Singapore. 
He might not be me.

To Workplace:
I am getting a name for myself these days and quite known in a few companies which you probably know as well. 
Give me that promotion, or you shall lose a responsible and company loving employee with motivation+knowledge+english+that little italian that not many people have.  And my influence over important people you would need as well.

You probably even saw that letters in my inbox too, 'by chance'?

To workplace people:
If you could do things that I did, I wouldn't be paid this amount of salary... agreed?
So don't gimme that shit that 'oh I'm chinese and you're a singie bastard! thats all to you!'.
And oh, thanks for acting irresponsibly so that I'd know you stand no chance against me for the promotion.

Andrew's gone.  David's leaving as well.  I blame nobody, but the method of management over the department.  This is NOT the way a department should run.  Management's a major mistake here.  3 major revamping of the staff has occured since I've been here.  WTF?
Can't you hear the noise everyone's making? Or do you have that version 3 ideaf player like the ones I had in my last company as well?

I assure you, I do whatever I can to ensure the quality control can be executed as according to plan that everyone would agree on. 
My worth is in helping production departments worldwide to get their materials on time. 
I did that for glass; why can't i do it for aluminium as well?
If I did all the materials, why can't I do production and eventually site as well?

And while you talk:
I will just use selective deafness to filter your noise out, while I imagine your head slowly sawn off with a dual end saw. 

... deepbreath ...

Control... control... control is the key..............

Life:
Bloody communist bastards.  I don't believe in communism.  Neither should you.
We are friends, not commie comrades.  Friends should be nice to each other, or at least try, right?
I know you've been used to your commie theories... but come on, i don't run on communism v1. 
I came from a socialist/so-called-democratic society.  In china, its a capitalist society now. 
You should be updated if you still wanna be friends?

I know, deep inside myself, you are just thinking that I'm THE MAN's best friend. 
Steven is a fabulous dawg to be friends with.  
I should be getting into a more friendly situation with him... next time he might just help me with a few good words with The MAN.

You're not gonna go far with that attitude, my friend.  Or aquaintance, from now onwards.